Reason Number 116

116. I can never find my keys... Where are my keys?

Reason Number 115

115. "I want to kiss your mouthy kitty cat face." Who says stuff like that?

Reason Number 114

114. I talk to myself when I think I'm alone in the apartment.

Reason Number 113

113. Fries should never be borderline sexual.

Reason Number 112

112. How I eat a burrito at Taco Bell may not be what I should be good at.

Reason Number 111

111. I don't care if I win and emasculate men in games.