Reasons Rosa is Single

Reason Number 116

2011-03-05T09:25:00.000-08:00

116. I can never find my keys... Where are my keys?

Reason Number 115

2011-03-05T09:24:00.000-08:00

115. "I want to kiss your mouthy kitty cat face." Who says stuff like that?

Reason Number 114

2011-03-05T09:23:00.000-08:00

114. I talk to myself when I think I'm alone in the apartment.

Reason Number 113

2011-03-03T12:14:00.001-08:00

113. Fries should never be borderline sexual.

Reason Number 112

2011-03-03T12:13:00.000-08:00

112. How I eat a burrito at Taco Bell may not be what I should be good at.

Reason Number 111

2011-03-03T12:08:00.000-08:00

111. I don't care if I win and emasculate men in games.

Reason Number 110

2011-02-03T10:27:00.001-08:00

110. Because of my preference for male friends... I am the mayor of "the friend zone."

Reason Number 109

2011-02-03T10:26:00.001-08:00

109. I prefer to have male friends.

Reason Number 108

2010-10-10T15:49:00.000-07:00

108. I am pretty sure I release a chemical other than Serotonin. Rather than love, people go crazy... Like Bi-polar crazy after they touch me.

Reason Number 107

2010-05-27T10:39:00.000-07:00

107. I put food in my teeth to make it look like I'm missing teeth.

Reason Number 106

2010-05-27T10:38:00.000-07:00

106. I pretend to dance like I have no rhythm... Then I can't stop.

Reason Number 105

2010-05-27T10:36:00.000-07:00

105. I can only lie when drunk.

Reason Number 104

2010-05-25T10:23:00.001-07:00

104. I just forgot your name.

Reason Number 103

2010-05-25T10:22:00.001-07:00

103. My car only works for one week at a time. then it takes me months to come up with "fix it" money.

Reason Number 102

2010-05-25T10:21:00.000-07:00

102. I am plus size.

Reason Number 101

2010-05-25T10:18:00.001-07:00

101. When told to dress "festive" I wear a Mötley Crüe tee shirt and put candy canes in my ears, in place of earrings.

Reason Number 100

2010-05-25T10:17:00.002-07:00

100. I own footsie pajamas.

Reason Number 99

2010-05-25T10:17:00.001-07:00

99. I have a natural bitch face.

Reason Number 98

2010-05-25T10:16:00.000-07:00

98. I invite people to events that I later forget about.

Reason Number 97

2010-05-25T10:15:00.000-07:00

97. Instead of pretending to understand what someone is saying I stare, blankly, until they explain.

Reason Number 96

2010-05-25T10:14:00.000-07:00

96. Pretending to cry to love songs is not that attractive.

Reason Number 95

2010-05-25T10:13:00.000-07:00

95. I make up my own words to songs... And they are not rad.

Reason Number 94

2010-05-25T09:46:00.000-07:00

94. I can play.. Well, I do play my suspenders as an instrument.

*There was a video of this but the girl who took it never gave it to me. Bummer.

Reason Number 93

2010-05-25T09:45:00.000-07:00

93. "I'm hot for cognitive dissonance!" (who says stuff like that?)

Reason Number 92

2010-05-13T08:32:00.002-07:00

Talking about ball climate is not good small talk.

Reason Number 91

2010-05-13T08:32:00.001-07:00

91. I have people smell my sweaty armpits.

Reason Number 90

2010-05-13T08:31:00.002-07:00

90. I'm an asshole.

Reason Number 89

2010-05-13T08:31:00.001-07:00

89. I want to "pour Silk Nog all over my body and dance naked in the moonlight."

Reason Number 88

2010-05-13T08:30:00.001-07:00

88. I am far too excited about potatoes.

Reason Number 87

2010-05-13T08:29:00.000-07:00

87. I can stick my fist in my mouth.. And I'll get the whole group of people I'm with to try it themselves.

Reason Number 86

2010-05-13T08:27:00.000-07:00

86. My people's dance. Don't know what that is? I'll probably show you... In public.

Reason Number 85

2010-05-13T08:26:00.000-07:00

85. "I'll drink anything."(Maybe not what I should say out loud.)

Reason Number 84

2010-05-13T08:24:00.000-07:00

84. "Bob & Weave!"(This is how I get to the bar to order a drink, in a crowded Hollywood bar.)

Reason Number 83

2010-05-04T09:44:00.002-07:00

83. I will yell the most inappropriate thing... As soon as the music stops.

Reason Number 82

2010-05-04T09:44:00.001-07:00

82. I ogle pie that other people eat... Because I don't eat pie.

Reason Number 81

2010-05-04T09:41:00.000-07:00

81. I get noticeably uncomfortable if someone watches me apply chapstick. The result... Not pretty.

Reason Number 80

2010-05-04T09:39:00.000-07:00

80. I want my areolas taken off, shaped into stars and put back on.

Reason Number 79

2010-05-04T09:38:00.000-07:00

79. I play with my nose ring and it looks like I'm picking my nose.

Reason Number 78

2010-05-04T09:37:00.000-07:00

78. I don't know when it's a date... What's a date?

Reason Number 77

2010-05-04T09:36:00.000-07:00

77. When I like someone I tend to act like a dog waiting for it's owner to throw the stick.

Reason Number 76

2010-05-04T09:35:00.000-07:00

76. I pretend to break beer bottles over my head call dudes to fight.

Reason Number 75

2010-04-26T11:18:00.000-07:00

75. My friends have favorite entries in "the book."

Reason Number 74

2010-04-26T11:17:00.000-07:00

74. My "cat in heat" impression.

Reason Number 73

2010-04-26T11:15:00.000-07:00

73. I have made it to number 73.

Reason Number 72

2010-04-26T11:13:00.000-07:00

72. I will scream in the face of men " Why would you think I'm intimidating?!"

Reason Number 71

2010-04-21T20:27:00.000-07:00

71. I scare people.

Reason Number 70

2010-04-21T20:26:00.000-07:00

70. I will fight my waitress for the glass so I can get the last sip.

Reason Number 69

2010-04-21T20:21:00.002-07:00

69. Huh huh... 69.
(Yes, I couldn't think of anything because of the number 69. I have the humor of a 12 year old boy.)

Reason Number 68

2010-04-21T20:21:00.001-07:00

68. Drool. Yes... Sometimes I drool.

Reason Number 67

2010-04-21T20:20:00.001-07:00

67. Other people started writing them down for me.

Reason Number 66

2010-04-21T20:19:00.002-07:00

66. The company I keep.

Reason Number 65

2010-04-21T20:19:00.001-07:00

65. I tell people to use condiments during sex.

Reason Number 64

2010-04-21T20:18:00.000-07:00

64. When I'm drinking I can't even spell akward.

Reason Number 63

2010-04-17T10:49:00.000-07:00

63. I try and hit on someone and it ends in a minimum of 5 spilled drinks.

Reason Number 62

2010-04-17T10:48:00.000-07:00

62. I become instantly impaired when I hear an accent.

Reason Number 61

2010-04-17T10:47:00.000-07:00

61. I make sexual innuendos and not on purpose.

Reason Number 60

2010-04-17T10:46:00.000-07:00

60. Men are starting to point out what I need to write in "the book."

Reason Number 59

2010-04-17T10:45:00.000-07:00

59. I sexually harass police officers.

Reason Number 58

2010-04-17T10:44:00.000-07:00

58. My Jabba The Hut impersonation.

Reason Number 57

2010-04-17T10:43:00.000-07:00

57. I don't quite know the difference between picking up guys... And picking up guys... literally.

Reason Number 56

2010-04-10T16:11:00.001-07:00

56. I ramble when nervous.

Reason Number 55

2010-04-10T16:09:00.002-07:00

55. I will lick a bald man's head... And enjoy it.

Reason Number 54

2010-04-10T16:09:00.001-07:00

54. I don't back down from a dare.

Reason Number 53

2010-04-10T16:08:00.000-07:00

53. I shouldn't talk about what pee smells like.

Reason Number 52

2010-04-10T16:07:00.000-07:00

52. I accuse people of staring at my boobs.

Reason Number 51

2010-04-10T16:06:00.000-07:00

51. Can you tell me when to back off?

Reasons Number 50

2010-04-10T16:05:00.000-07:00

50. I blame other people when I spill on myself.

Reason Number 49

2010-04-09T12:01:00.000-07:00

49. I want to present my finger mustache during sex.

Reason Number 48

2010-04-09T12:00:00.000-07:00

48. I have a theory on " Ass Men" VS "Breast Men."

Reason Number47

2010-04-09T11:58:00.002-07:00

47. I ask every man in my path if they are an "Ass Man" or a "Breast Man."

Reason Number 46

2010-04-09T11:58:00.001-07:00

46. I tease boys when I think they are cute.

Reason Number 45

2010-04-09T11:57:00.001-07:00

45. I am terrified of bunnies.

Reason Number 44

2010-04-09T11:56:00.000-07:00

44. I try and challenge most men to an air hockey game.

Reason Number 43

2010-04-09T11:53:00.000-07:00

43. I'll slap my ass and yell "Clydesdale!" in public.

Reason Number 42

2010-04-05T16:15:00.001-07:00

42. I spill everything.

Reason Number 41

2010-04-05T16:14:00.000-07:00

41. Have you ever seen me around someone I'm attracted to?
Not pretty...

Reason Number 40

2010-04-05T16:13:00.000-07:00

40. I call everyone douchebags.

Reason Number 39

2010-04-03T14:01:00.001-07:00

39. I get really excited when I talk about my favorite cartoons.

Reason Number 38

2010-04-03T13:59:00.000-07:00

38. I compare my beer belly to breasts. They are both squishy..

Reason Number 37

2010-04-03T13:51:00.000-07:00

37. I have a tattoo of a mustache on my finger.

Reason Number 36

2010-04-03T13:50:00.001-07:00

When I drink I announce that I get "loose." (Although I mean my muscles, nobody wants to date a loose girl)

Reason Number 35

2010-04-03T13:48:00.000-07:00

35. I tend to hit on the gay men, in bars.

Reason Number 34

2010-04-01T23:22:00.002-07:00

34. I sing out loud at the gym and don't realize it until it's far too late.

Reason Number 33

2010-04-01T23:22:00.001-07:00

33. I am too dominant.

Reason Number 32

2010-04-01T23:20:00.000-07:00

32. "The Crotch Dance."

Reason Number 31

2010-04-01T01:05:00.002-07:00

31. I contort my face... Not in a cute way.

Reason Number 30

2010-04-01T01:05:00.001-07:00

30. Some say I'm a little creepy.

Reason Number 29

2010-04-01T01:04:00.001-07:00

29. Most people don't want to talk about S&M.

Reason Number 28

2010-04-01T01:03:00.000-07:00

28. I can be the weird girl at the bar... If a guy smells good.

Reason Number 27

2010-03-25T00:27:00.000-07:00

27. I go off about robots.

Reason Number 26

2010-03-25T00:26:00.000-07:00

26. Refer to #3.
(it's really all the time.)

Reason Number 25

2010-03-25T00:25:00.000-07:00

25. Neil Diamond rocks... Especially in concert. I believe that.

Reason Number 24

2010-03-25T00:24:00.002-07:00

24. My thighs touch.

Reason Number 23

2010-03-25T00:24:00.001-07:00

23. I like cats too much.

Reason Number 22

2010-03-22T15:09:00.000-07:00

22. I considered a "Mr. T above the crotch so I could give him a mohawk" tattoo.

Reason Number 21

2010-03-22T15:08:00.002-07:00

21. I get trashed!

Reason Number 20

2010-03-22T15:08:00.001-07:00

20. I can take most boys in a fight.

Reason Number 19

2010-03-22T15:07:00.000-07:00

19. I'm kinda mean sometimes.

Reason Number 18

2010-03-22T15:06:00.000-07:00

18. When I drink I want to make out with everyone in sight.

Reason Number 17

2010-03-21T10:49:00.000-07:00

17. I make a fake mustache with my hair and I think it's the funniest thing EVER.